Haha, i am still laughing, it's healthy, and some of the best laughs can be found on 'The Peoples Cube' when it comes to satire which I highly recommend a visit, if you do not know of The Peoples Cube you are missing out some wonderful humor, The Peoples Cube was started by Russian immigrants about 4 years ago, and the satire is biting and cuts the 'progs' deep.
One could only imagine the panic and bewilderment of Comrade Obama if such an event would occur.
From The Peoples Cube by Kommisar Blugonov.
Al-Qaeda Kidnaps Obama's Teleprompter
In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter. Their demands were released in a grainy video, which apparently showed the president's teleprompter, bound and blindfolded but unharmed, while heavily armed masked men stood behind it, quoting from the Qur'an. The content of their demands is not being released.
President Obama, visibly shaken, attempted to address the White House press corps on his own. "Words, uh, um, I, uh, heh-heh, well..."
"We need a verb!" shouted David Gregory of MSNBC.
"I uh, know that," quipped the president testily. "And... I'll make sure my staff, uh, gets back with you," he resumed after regaining his composure.
Bravely attempting to continue his speech without the teleprompter, Mr. Obama said, "Um, let me be, uh, clear. Um, this barbaric act will not be, you know, tolerated. And... We call on all nations to help us fi-fi-find that, uh, you know, teleprompter. You're either with us or, um, against us. And... I have authorized CIA director, uh, Leon Panetta to use, um, enhanced interrogation techniques to be e-e-employed to help us gain, um, like facts and stuff... that these uh, you know, evildoers may have. And... I have directed that one prisoner be executed every 30 minutes until they-they-they restore that, uh, you know, teleprompter."
"Until that teleprompter is found," fumed Senate majority leader Harry Reid, we must, and we will prosecute this war to victory. I assure the president of the full, bipartisan support of the US Senate. Defeat is not an option."